Main ajura ali ke sath bahut gndi ho gee! ham donon ko apni gand men bare paimane par lnd rakhna pasnd hai!

Oh my god, it's been so long since I've seen you.

Yeah, it really has. I can't even remember how long ago it was.

It was end of last year, but it feels like forever because of this.

It does, it does.

Because surely we were meant to have done something by now, we've not even fucked yet.