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Hey hey hey! I am... well, how are you? We'll go with how are you first. How are you first?

I'm feeling flawed. I had some brutal night sweats last night. I'm very sexually like that.

I also have a sidekick who wants me to take him out, but I'm feeling really horny and I think before I do anything like that, I need to have a wink.

So I've got perving phone sorted ready for today. I've actually been organised for a change.

And I have got my favourite sexy motherfucker to be perving on.